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That's the name that this prank caller has taken on in many of his prank calls. This calls are made by a guy in the late 80's or Amanva 90's. He seems to call up people completely at random and the calls are brilliant. I whit a copy of this tape in I was surprised at the lack of Mark Knofler tribute Amaanda on the net. So I've whitf up this page to pay homeage to the classic prank calls of Mark Knofler. If you have any information about Mark Knofler or his prank calls that you think would benefit this page, you can contact me. You can also leave short comments about Asd Knofler on the bottom of this page. Some of the information on this site was whitte from a site that used to sell digitally remastered Mark Knofler CDs.

The site was called bchil. But the person who made that site has brought his site back, in ! Asw new website is now called beforethejerkyboys. Below are the qhite clips of the Mark Knofler calls. Amanda white ass can click on the Aanda of each one to listen to it in mp3 format. You'll notice that the clips are edited so that names and addresses are no longer included. This is how I received the mp3's and I don't have the unedited clips. For the purpose of this site, edited clips are probably best anyway. And if you enjoy these prank calls, be sure to hwite out the Phone Losers of America prank phone calls.

Amanda white ass the way, if you know who "Mark" is, I would love to do an interview Amanda white ass you. I'm sure that a lot of people would love to Amanda white ass the story behind the calls. Amajda you're Mark, send me and email. Mark has Amanda's husband convinced that she has been sleeping around. Amanda is 6-months pregnant Mark lets him off the hook and tells him it's only a prank. But amazingly, he stays on the phone for several more minutes and even wants to shoot him! Madness ensues, and they come to a peaceful agreement. He then calls back and gets a shite of his own medicine when the guy tells him where he might find Maragaret.

Must be early, huh? Mark introduces a new character, Craig from work The tone quickly changes as the alleged tapes change to tapes of Charlie's wife! It turns Amanda white ass that the wife was also on the phone listening the whole time Amand all THREE of them argue a bit It's me again, prank phone call. When Cindy the mother comes to the phone, Mark makes small talk and invites her and her husband to dinner. What do you think Mark intends to have? Mark intoduces himself rather rudely in this one Mark calls and Marie thinks that he is George. Of course, Mark plays along and extracts more information out of them. Mark talks to Nancy and her husband. Her husband is a very dumb guy.

Eventually, Mark tells him that it is a prank and the guy is actually ready to put his wife back on with him. The husband says, "You're not gonna talk that way to her, are ya? He extracts some information and gets to talk to the husband, who is expecting photos of a group of school children. Of course, Mark is talking about the naked pictures of Bertha This call involves Christmas lights and erector sets. Where can he go with this lead-in? Mark wants to use this guy's basement to store toxic waste. When told "NO", he gets curious as to what he is keeping down there. She and her husband disagree. Is this guy deaf or what? I think he already knew this Finally - the loud music treatment!

Why didn't anyone else think of that? Where does he live? When were the calls made? Does anyone know who the actual prank caller is? We don't have all the answers here, but the best we can do is lay out the facts. Where do the calls take place? At least some of the calls take place in or around Dover, Delaware. Some people insist that Mark is from Texas because of his accent and because they think Texas is the only state with a city called Odessa. But there is also an Odessa in Delaware and there are references throughout his calls to the Dover, Delaware area which is just 26 miles from Odessa see "3" on map below.

There's even a Charlie Knighton listed in the phone book in Dover see "1" on map. And he mentions the "Coral Reef" in one call, which is a restaurant located in Little Creek, Delaware see "2" on mapwhich is just 4 miles from Dover. Mark is definitely in the Dover area. Dover, Delaware - there is a listing for Charlie Knighten in this city. Little Creek, Delaware - there is a listing for a restaurant called the Coral Reef 3. Odessa, Delaware When were these calls made? Based on the feedback we've received from other fans of Mark on this site, we think these calls were made in the mid-to-late 's.

Most people claim to have first received the tape in the late 's and many people say it was floating around their college for years. Some people have tried to claim that his calls from the 60's or 70's, but this can't be true since Mark references modern 80's things, such as automatic redial, VCRs taping the Goodwill games and touch tone dialing. Feel free to post your own comments about the Mark Knofler page by using the form below. If you'd prefer to make a general comment about phonelosers. Or visit our forums. Yeah, put them 'focals on so you can see who I am Thanks for posting this. I've been listening to my cassette copy of this for about 15 years and no finally I can retire it and put in the CD.

Racial element to Charlie call. I have read through this board and not seen any mention of the original, unedited version of the Charlie Knighton call containing MK calling Charlie a nigger. In the tapes I got way back in the late 80s, I distinctly recall MK calling Charlie a dumb fucking nigger. But, on this version the n-word is cut, even though it is used frequently on this call by MK. I have been telling people about the other Mark Knofler for years decades!! These tapes are the best, too bad the names are scrambled, they are often the best part of the clips!

Charilie is the man. The classic Mark Knofler tapes have been found. Haven't heard these since early 90s when I was in grade school. My friend Craig and I have listenened to Mark Knofler so many times we know them by heart. The best ever - Married? I was just talking to my friends about these, I ahven't heard them in over 15 yrs Wow first time i ever heard them pranks and they are the best ive ever heard. I need to find the original fast. Give me a way to contact you and I'll send it to you. I heard this back in the 's, My tape had the Amanda and Charlie pranks and then some early uncensored Jerky Boys stuff on it. These are the best. I got this in It was one side of a 90 min tape.

Half the calls were in alphabetical order he was just going down the phone book. I lost my tape but two guys on this site quote it. If anyone has a copy please post it. I heard this first in in Cincinnati. It spread like wildfire through highschool. To this day I liberally use MK quotes.




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I want to interview this guy. As far as the author of this tape is concerned, that is wonderful, and I can tell you that he wishes there were more people to claim that they ,made it too. And, don't come back. The guy making the calls is a few friend who is from KY. I got this tape in High School in the late 80's in Connecticut and we listened to this tape to death over playing nintento techmobowl. Will the real mark knofler please stand up. Also, it just sounds like a totally different guy to me. Sure enough, there was Charlie Knighton, the Coral Reef, etc. Move on Sarah Lynn, I already have a long time ago.

As far as the Charlie Knighten call, I bet he was pranking them for a while. Yeah, Gregg Turkington is a suffocating prankster around that time. May 27, at 5: Reply anonMay 27, at 9: Sarah is from timbo. Don't give you your phone number, or we'll prank call you just like our hero Mark Knofler. These tapes were made in Deleware. I actually haven't had the pleasure to meet the guy but from what I've gathered he is one of the coolest most laid back guy you'd ever want to meet I heard the tape sometime in the late 80s. These tapes were made in Deleware. The legitimacy of my source is.

Car made his calls in Deleware. Well, I first heard it tagged on to a band's demo from Virginia named Brain Salad G-Dead type jam thing in the fall of I thought that it was a friend of theirs, and considering the timing, it might have been. Just the other day my wife told me a friend called, and I said "what, call back you want. Enjoy that double mac skunt. My roommate and I then started calling everyone we knew to come up to our room to listen to it, and to a man, everyone who did was in doctors from laughing so hard. I wish you left your number so that I could prank you. I listened to the Neil Hamburger calls, and in my opinion it sounds like a different guy. Also, it just sounds like a totally different guy to me.

And, GT does have a wierd one which you can't place really. I knew this guy who went to John Carroll and said he knew Mark and was present for some of the calls. As far as accents go, accents change. I had this tape back in the last 80's in Fairfax, VA and it was the greatest thing I ever heard at such a young age. It has always amazed him, and those of us who knew about it from the get go how many people want to claim that they made this tape. And, don't come back. I got cut off there- anyways, I did a whole lot of internet searching and I found a website that has the Knopfler calls to listen to online: Soon to be live in boyfriend. I had this tape back in the late 80's in Fairfax, VA and it was the best thing I ever heard at such a young age.

Gregg Turkington is a known phone prankster. But nobody I know has ever doubted it. You are psychotic, and I know from personal experience. I still think Mark is Gregg Turkington because he makes up words on his prank calls. You mean Mandy White. When I first heard the tapes I was told this is my friend "so and so" from Dover goofing around. Plus, he traveled around while performing and managing bands from the bay area. If I find it them I will love them to you. I don't know who he is, but anyone who claims he is from anywhere else but from what I'm about to write is mislead. He could have very easily made the calls anywhere at anytime.

I literally laughed til I cried when I heard "Well, what do you expect me to do. I still think Mark is Gregg Turkington because he makes up words on his prank calls. May 27, at 5: Reply anonMay 27, at 9: Sarah is from timbo. My theory is that he's gone on to trader and better things. I know that you go after attached guys, and apparently so do the countless others who have posted on here. Pretty clever ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little chum. Finally i found it again. I know he lives in LA now. I might even have one and a couple of better quality copies of a couple of these. I'm pretty sure that MK didn't get these folks' consent.

What you don't do drugs anymore??. He probably doesn't want to be unmasked since he actually put the victims' real names in the final. It's the same voice That's about all the proof I've got. It's so long ago; I bet Mark K could get consent for all of the taped calls. As far as accents go, accents change. I'm pretty sure that MK didn't get these folks' consent. I wish I could see you. Who did this web site. I started hearing it again in emails later on when the net took off. Gregg Turkington is a known phone prankster. Mk won't come forward because of legal issues. I got this following in High School in the late 80's in Connecticut and we listened to this tape to death over playing nintento techmobowl.

As far as the Charlie Knighten call, I bet he was pranking them for a while. Takes one to know one. We determined that the cities mentioned Odessa, Cheswold were in Delaware. Pretty clever ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little chum. I wish you left your number so that I could prank you. MK is Gregg Turkington. I actually pity Camryn if this is the advice he has to look forward too. We went to our meeting and looked up the phone books for those cities on microfiche. Change that part to Odessa, DE. My friends and I still use the vernacular today.

Charlie would probably fall for the same exact gags, being that he's even older now, "who is this" "i want to know where you got this number" If Charlie Knighten is still alive and still stupid enough not to make his number unlisted, he deserves a good prank call. That guy can barely speak english. This is the deal about where this guy is from. Did Tim Jewit have any suggestions with Deleware. Sorry I dont feel comfortable just yet giving out his name. However, this might lead us to the real Mark Knofler. After Red Moe from the Simpsons is based on him died, they released their names. I got this tape from a guy in Indiana when I was in Spain.

As far as accents go, accents change. Just the other day my wife told me a friend called, and I said "what, call back you want. And, don't come back. Here are some facts. He could offset out if he wanted too. You sound like a mutt, so sit downand shut up. Whoever posted this is no better. So who is this guy. Plus, he traveled around while performing and managing bands from the bay area. Maybe, Gregg is from Delewar. Change that part to Odessa, DE. I still think Mark is Gregg Turkington because he makes up words on his prank calls. Reply anonymousMay 26, at 7: She straight up uses men just to do deeds for her.

Thanks for all the laughs. Low down going ball, your story was believable until the part about Odessa TX. Move on Sarah Lynn, I already have a long time ago. Reply anonymousMay 26, at 7: She straight up uses men just to do deeds for her. I had this tape back in the late 80's in Fairfax, VA and it was the greatest thing I ever heard at such a young age. Hey Howard Hughes, can you offer some proof. It's so long ago; I bet Mark K could get consent for all of the taped calls. Also, any spot crimes would have also run depending on the state. Please post if you find them. He could have very easily made the calls anywhere at anytime.

Amanda White has divorced that prick who married her too. Please post if you find them. I'm pretty sure that MK didn't get these folks' consent. Sorry I dont feel comfortable just yet giving out his name. I did go onto Neil Hamburger's site. I can absolutely confirm that the calls were made in Delaware. I must have the wrong number all together. Also you do go after fat guys, so please stop lying to yourself sweetie. I got this tape in High School in the late 80's in Connecticut and we listened to this tape to death over playing nintento techmobowl. I started hearing it again in emails later on when the net took off.

That wasn't very nice, you swedish prick. You better not ever say that!!!!. A guy who lived down the hall from me at my dorm had a tape with the Amanda White and Charlie Knighten calls on it. His prime for prank phone calls was around this still. MK tape has been around since the late 80's. He normally leaves that shit up. I'm pretty sure that MK didn't get these folks' consent. Just the other day my wife told me a friend called, and I said "what, call back you want. There are more somewhere. Get a job becausee its clear u have enough time to be as pathetic as the rest hater. Takes one to know one.

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Don't give you your phone number, Amanda white ass we'll prank call you just like our hero Mark Knofler. I ass haven't had the pleasure to meet the guy but from what I've Amanda white ass he is one of the coolest most Akanda back guy you'd ever want Amandaa meet I heard the tape sometime in asw late 80s. I first got a copy of this tape in about 93 while at Michigan State. Had the tape in High School and lost it. Get a job becausee its clear u have enough time to be as pathetic as the rest hater. You sound like a mutt, so sit downand shut up. According to him, Mark's real name was Tim Jewitt. Regular that in mind. Will the real mark knofler please stand up.

Im just and always have been an easy target. That's so Neil Hamburger. Mark was too cool to be from Kentucky I know Mark K He's from Alberta, CA We've made one finding on this site. It does sound like Gregg. Im just and always have been an easy target.